Extra: On Jeand and/or Trousers

When I was young I wouldn't want to be found dead in a skirt, I refused to wear one, driving my parents crazy and making my grandparents ashamed of me as wearing a skirt is considered girly. Then after a few years I wouldn't wear jeans/trousers because I was afraid that I would look fat in them and that was the last thing I wanted. Fact is, skirts are just great clothes, they are versatile and are able to hide my larger than life thighs that I discretely hide under skirts. Now I am beak to wearing trousers, worst of all, they are skinnies and I am not even skinny!

The trouble with trousers is that are made for a certain type of body and I am none of them, especially because they are made for a certain leg length and even though my legs are proportionally longer than the rest of my body, they are still short and knee-parts will always fall under my knees. Buying trousers will always be a drama because in the end I will have to buy one of the biggest sizes available in a regular store just to fit my thighs in them, my ass is certainly not the problem, I got a damn fine ass and some of you can assent to it. I will just sum up to the problems I come across with trousers.

Bootcut: they are nice and flatten out my thigh, calf ratio as my calves are quite skinny compared to my thighs and I do not want to look like a complete pear. Problem here is that I don't like the bootcut for the fact that I also got small feet, my feet will just disappear under the jeans and that just looks stupid. I will still need to wear a belt for my ginormous thighs.

Flare: They are awesome when it comes to hiding my thighs, the flaring at the end just makes everything from knees to hips look much and much smaller compared to the bottom. Against, the disappearance of the feet doesn't do anything for the my figure, it just looks silly when suddenly a pair of tiny feet peek out under those flaring trousers. And wide from the knee on?? The knees of those trousers are halfway my calves.

Skinny jeans: The favourite pair of jeans and trousers for girls that are skinny and do not have to worry much about their figure. These things accentuate my hips and my thigh, my calves and my feet. I am not all that happy about the accentuating of my thighs, I really don't like to be a pear-shape, but it also accentuates all the good parts of my lips. My feet look at least proportioned for once and not having so much love handles going on is a pre too. So now I own two pair, they are rather comfy and while they do not make me look any skinnier I can at least wear very wide sweaters and shirts above them, which are extremely comfy and some are great looking.


So what are your trousers of preference?