Sunday, 16 January 2011

"Guy-friends"

I think everyone has had that friend that is just a little too friendly, or is just in general awkward. I have had a few of these guy-friends, who just wanted to get into my pants. I still am friends with one of them, but well, what can I say some guys just need sex. Why I start talking about this? I just found pictures from a meet-up from a Harry Potter forum I went to a few years back and this "friend" basically took pictures of only me and my assets. Funny is though, that my friend who came with me has bigger "assets" than me but he was only interested in mine. Well yeah, crushes, the weirdest things ever. So, picture prove?? I know you pervert! You are gonna say "Pictures or it did not happen"

Yes, this is the only pictures that I kept since he had taken loads of pictures trying to get as much of "that" as possible, but I deleted them. I do not want pictures of my 15 year old boobs. 

Friend in question. Gosh, people are always so tall compared to me.
He kept harassing me with his camera even though I had bloodshot eyes from swimming in the awesome "tikibad" pool that belongs to the themepark we were in. At least this pictures isn't half so bad. 

I was so young!! OMG! I somehow get reminded of someone in this pictures, I don't know why. Tell me if you know who I look like in this picture.
I also realised that I was wearing a pretty cool necklace, that I of course no longer have. It is strange that I find it rather frustration that guy-friend try to get in my pants or take inappropriate pictures of me? Does it happen to you when you just try to relax with friends. Is it the wiener in their pants? On the other I can be just as bad but I hate taken pictures and having my pictures taken. I prefer taking pictures of animals and plants and other creatures and things that do not communicate back. Also, that themepark has a mascot a frog, I am terrified of it. I am terrified of anyone in costumes that covers their faces and makes them act weird because the company tells them to be jolly animals or creatures of whatever.

Back to the point. Now I got older and I turned into those inappropriate guy-friends as lady-lover I can stare at boobs instead of your face when you are talking. But as I came to learn after one and a half year of college classes, sex is the first base of the pyramid of Maslow. Which means that together with food,water and sleep, sex is in fact a basic needs that comes before anything like a rood above your head and your health. However, sexual intimacy is two steps above the basic needs. So, as basic needs we need sex, mostly men, girls can easily go without, bodywise, but sex only refers to just sex, not the whole romancing around it. So remember, when a guy gets a boner, it is just a basic need for sex, like the need for food and water, so just give the guy what he wants. [I don't say that I actually stand behind this argument, in fact guys: keep your boners somewhere we don't have to see it, unless you plan are in the bedroom or the place of sexment.]

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