Wacky Human Anatomy

Ever noticed while watching a child's film, there are certain aspects of the human or animal anatomy for that matter that just aren't right. When watching that stupid nickelodeon program called Barnyard all cow characters are cows even though some are obviously male, for some reason they all got udders. How is a child supposed to know the difference between a bull and a cow since they think they both got udders so now there just aren't any bulls. It's probably the fault of America, they can't show a big giant bull penis, I tell you a horse penis is more impressive.

The other thing I noticed today while watching something for kids was that everything can actually talk even though the anatomy of the human doesn't allow for talking. It was Corpse Bride that I was watching and suddenly I realised that the character that is split in half wouldn't be able to talk for the simple reason that his vocal cords wouldn't work, because they are cut in half. More apparent is the fact that skeletons shouldn't be able to talk at all because they don't even have anything but bones.

Now to the good old zombie films, some do it actually better in the vocal department, others not so good. There are zombies that can actually speak even though their vocal cords are rotten and other zombies just murmur like they should as their vocal cords are banged up from being rotten on the inside. Johnny Rotten on the other hand just had bad teeth.

That brings me to the actual ban I got for talking while watching a film at home. I get almost beaten every single time I open my mouth to comment on something. My brain just never stops thinking about silly and unimportant things while watching a film. A better way to watch a film in the cinema is to bring your boy or girlfriend and instead of actually watching the damn film you just make out until everybody has left because the film has ended. It's a good spend €7.50.